Sunday, February 01, 2009

"if it were an ipod, it'd be a shuffle."

servings: 6
feeling: hungry, but okay.

stayed in my room all day isolating myself from food. too bad tv does this funny thing where it shows 3 minute commercials advertising the most delicious food i've ever seen. when i'm done with this cleanse nonsense, i'm going to order lasagna from pizza hut because omg it looked so great.

one hour episode of the office = brainfood.





gone all day!

master of the universe (cleanse) day 1.

today i started the master cleanse aka lemonade diet aka you're freaking crazy.

consists of drinking 6-12 glasses of lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper. i made 2 glasses this morning. who knew squeezing lemons could hurt my itty bitty hands so bad!? i also put too much pepper so it was freaking spicy in my mouth. i'm almost done with my second serving and so far, i feel full.

weight: normal
total cost: roughly $20. this includes my to-go cup which holds exactly 2 servings of lemonade.
attitude: i feel fine so far.

wish me luck.




hope this doesn't make me extra grumpy!