+ The pile of packages I need to send is building up. Gotta make a stop at the post office manana.
+ I just swallowed my gum. I guess I'll be seeing it in 9 years?
+ "Can you even go to a 12-step program for anti-semitism??"
+ Ricky Bobby was funny. But the people sitting right next to me were laughing a little too hard, so they basically killed the jokes for me. And don't you hate it when people decide to sit RIGHT NEXT to you. I mean, seriously... I need my personal space.